Over the holidays The Farmer has coined a new nickname for me*… Apparently, I am now THE COOKIE MONSTER. For a brief moment in time (about two weeks), I ate every cookie I saw, talked about cookies non-stop, and awoke from nights of cookie heaven complaining about being in digestive system hell. Once, whilst he [...]
Hey hey! Ho ho! What’s up wwffg readers? I’m back from another random hiatus! This time, I’m armed with a new lens (booyah!) and some dried apples made with a little hippie ingenuity. Today, I finished my first editing gig for a real. live. book. It was pretty exciting stuff, a book about shiesty scams for [...]
This is one of those insomnia posts. I drank coffee until 8 p.m. and I made this baked grapefruit a few days ago. And from those two unrelated events, this post is born at 4 a.m. So it will be waiting for you, to serve as inspiration when you wake up on this beautiful (?) [...]
I did this… FOREVER… ago. Then I completely… FORGOT… about it. I was going to erase some pictures so I could take some new ones and I ran across a ton of things that are already done. You know what that means? Less work. And that made me so excited that I decided to start [...]
Well, well. Look who finished editing a video. That’s right kids, I won’t expect to wait very long before George Lucas is banging down my door. Anywho, this is so easy you can do it in your sleep. Or in my case, do it right after when you’re still in your jammie jams. 4 ingredients: [...]
Well, well, well. Where have you been? Me? Oh, I’ve been… uh… everywhere. I’m sorry I haven’t checked in, or posted anything very exciting lately, but sue me for not giving you as much of the free content you’ve been enjoying. I’ve been too busy exploring the south, getting scooters, writing things that will get [...]
Good Saturday morning kids! So, most of my favorite people in the world get to hang out with each other this weekend. I wish I wasn’t, but I’m a bit jealous that they all get to see each other. I’m doing the same thing that I do every weekend, spending most of it with my [...]
That quotation is a review for these tasty little genache tartlettes from a drunk white businessman I was serving at the bar. My response was, “Are you on acid?” Man, I will miss that job… Like I said in an earlier post, I originally made them for my roommates but dietary restrictions (or fear) prevented [...]
You asked for it, so here’s the recipe for No Kneed Bread that I used to make all of the time. I had to stop because I would make a loaf and eat all of it before I had time to pick up the phone and ask if anyone would like to try my fresh [...]
Look! That chicken still has it’s beak. Lucky chicken. I won’t be posting pictures of ones that don’t have their beaks, because I’m not PETA. And thank goodness for that. Yesterday, I passed a pro-life rally (you know, the pictures of dead babies and tape over the mouth thing that those folks do with their [...]
